Lunchbox

Spiderman goes to work with me everyday

His portrait is on my lunchbox

He is motionlessly fighting crime

In real life I know he must be spinning webs

Killing annoying people

Or making me a sandwich on rye

In the refrigerator at work

He glares at all of my co-workers

They make fun of me sometimes

But I know my hero

And he could kick their ass

#JimmyBroccoli