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The Rise of Broccoli

So, I’m looking around me and see the Carrots waiting to be divided for Snacking – their orange bodies awaiting dismemberment

The armies of Celery, with over-watered and dripping pride, march towards the cutlery who will multiply them

The almighty Ranch Dressing snickers at the broccoli cutlets, who are last to be selected in the vegetable tray

We’re Broccoli and we won’t be disparaged. Those who enjoy, without hesitation, dip our leafy goodness into melted cheese

Carrots and Celery worship at the altar of Kraft within the Hidden Valley. Broccoli flips them the bird, while high-fiving the Velveeta

Fuck you Ranch Dressing

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